remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize