Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I have tasted many bathrooms
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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