More tranny stories later!
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm too high and old for this...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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