i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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