I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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