none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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