Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Having a random hookup so left but love u
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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