But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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