What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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