Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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