all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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