I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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