I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is an emotional support booty call
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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