I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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Oh Jesus.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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