its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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