I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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