So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
