On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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