i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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