Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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