I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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