you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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