dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My vagina is officially offended.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
