I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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