I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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