STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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