HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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