everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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