turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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