He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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