So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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