Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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