White coat. Heels.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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