smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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