I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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