He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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