My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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