Betty ford says i'm here all night
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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