Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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