I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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