stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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