Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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