I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"