Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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