so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class