Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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