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(248): View more from Michigan

with your own penis?

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(818): View more from California

thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)

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should have blown me.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?

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(806): View more from Texas

Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam

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(212): View more from New York

I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.

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