is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
and she was petting her beer can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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