Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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