do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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