he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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