you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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