I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
cat food counts as protein by the way
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I need to calm my uterus...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
