he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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