white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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