3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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