ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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