Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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