If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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