Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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